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The Whizzinator Touch in Tan

$129.95

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The New Improved Whizzinator Touch is a discreet synthetic urine device that is safe for all types of scenarios. It is the most life-like realistic fake penis on the market! The medical-grade synthetic urine device features an ultra-quiet flow system that is very easy to use and operates with ONE hand. The Whizzinator Touch features a 100% cotton elastic Belt with two comfortable leg straps, so everything stays in place. The Whizzinator can be worn for extended periods of time. In addition, the Whizzinator comes with a Pressure Band for a more realistic flow.

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The New Improved Whizzinator Touch is a discreet synthetic urine device that is safe for all types of scenarios. It is the most life-like realistic fake penis on the market! The medical-grade synthetic urine device features an ultra-quiet flow system that is very easy to use and operates with ONE hand. The Whizzinator Touch features a 100% cotton elastic Belt with two comfortable leg straps, so everything stays in place. The Whizzinator can be worn for extended periods of time. In addition, the Whizzinator comes with a Pressure Band for a more realistic flow.

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American Owned
Owned and Operated in USA
Fast Shipping
Discreet Package
Description

The New Improved Whizzinator Touch is a discreet synthetic urine device that is safe for all types of scenarios. It is the most life-like realistic fake penis on the market! The medical-grade synthetic urine device features an ultra-quiet flow system that is very easy to use and operates with ONE hand. The Whizzinator Touch features a 100% cotton elastic Belt with two comfortable leg straps, so everything stays in place. The Whizzinator can be worn for extended periods of time. In addition, the Whizzinator comes with a Pressure Band for a more realistic flow.

Shipping

Orders placed Monday thru Friday before 4:00 pm PST will be shipped out the same day.

Orders placed using USPS Priority mail will generally see their package within 3 to 5 business days.

Orders placed using FedEx One Rate® will generally see their package within 1-3 business days delivered by 8pm.

Orders placed using FedEx 2nd Day Air will be received by 7pm on the 2nd business day.

Orders placed using FedEx Overnight will receive their package the next business day.

Saturday delivery is available for orders placed on Friday by calling 888-895-7016.

All Deliveries require a signature upon delivery. “Business Days” are Monday through Friday.

Return & Exchange Policy

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply return the unused Product to us in its original condition within 14 days of receipt. Returned Products must be unused and must be returned in original packaging with any enclosed documentation. Alternative Lifestyle Systems will inspect the returned Product within 30 days of its receipt. If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that the returned Product has been used in any way Alternative Lifestyle Systems will not issue a refund and the Product will be shipped back to you at your cost. If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that the returned Product has not been used and the original packaging and documentation have been returned, Alternative Lifestyle Systems will issue a refund, less the original delivery charge. Alternatively, if preferred, we will exchange the Product. Please note: Products will only be accepted for return if they are shipped back to us within 14 days of delivery, unless we have notified you otherwise. The Product is your responsibility until it reaches us. Therefore, for your own protection we recommend that you send the parcel using a delivery service that insures you for the value of the goods.

Frequently Asked Questions

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What colors does the Whizzinator Come in?
The Whizzinator comes in White, Tan, Latino Brown and Black.
How big is the Prosthetic?
The Prosthetic is 3 1⁄2” in length.
What size waistband does The Whizzinator fit?
The Whizzinator fits up to a 52” size waistband, but an extension can be requested for free.
Do you have a female Whizzinator?
We do not have a Female Whizzinator, but the Whizz Kit, Lil Whizz kit, and Golden Flask are unisex devices that can be used by a male or female.
How much fluid does the Whizzinator hold?
The Vinyl bag holds over 3 oz of fluid. We do not recommend putting more than 4 oz.
How do you clean your Whizzinator?
Use the Whizzinator cleaning solution to clean your Whizzinator or Whizz Kit
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Where can I find Whizzinator Instructions?
Where can I buy a Whizzinator in stores?
Give us a call at 888 895 7016 and a customer service rep will help you find the closest store to you.
How can I contact you?

Our customer service email is lifestylealternative@gmail.com.

How can I track my order?

You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order is getting ready to be shipped.

Can I exchange an item?

An exchange must be shipped back within 14 days from the date the item was delivered. The exchange product must be unused and must be returned in original packaging with any enclosed documentation.

Alternative Lifestyle Systems will inspect the exchange Product within 7 days of delivery.

If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that the returned Product has been used in any way, Alternative Lifestyle Systems will not issue a refund and the Product will be shipped back to you.

*Due to the nature of these products, used items will not be accepted for refunds.

Do you offer refunds?

Refund products must be shipped back within 14 days from the date the item was delivered. The refund products must be unused and must be returned in original packaging with any enclosed documentation.

Alternative Lifestyle Systems will inspect the refund products within 7 days of delivery.

If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that any of the refund products has been used in any way, Alternative Lifestyle Systems will not issue a refund and the products will be shipped back to you.

*Due to the nature of these products, used items will not be accepted for refunds.

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