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The Golden Flask

$34.95

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The Golden Flask is a one time use flask with synthetic urine. Is our most basic kit and the easiest to use. The Golden Flask comes with over 4oz of premixed synthetic urine. Our urine contains ingredients such as Uric Acid and Creatine which can be found in natural urine. Further, it is balanced for specific gravity, PH, and it smells. Furthermore, the flask can be kept for a year in its fluid form! (Please read further to see the recommendations on how to preserve it). The flask is perfect for carrying around fitting on most pockets and bags. In addition, the flask comes with one organic heat pad, a temperature strip, and a set of instructions.

Trusted over the years with more than 15 years on the market. The Golden Flask is quality guarantee.

How does it work?
The Golden flask comes ready to be used. Take it out of its box, read the instructions and follow the steps. Do not open the cap of the flask unless you plan to use it in the next 24 hours. To reach the right temperature you will use the organic heat pad. To use the heat pad, open the package and shake it.

How to preserve?
The Golden Flask is good for a year after its purchase. However, if the cap is removed the product will expire after 24 hrs. Do not open the cap unless you are planning to use it within 24 hrs.

Use it for wet sex and pranks. All ALS products are safe, clean, and reliable.
Please do not drink. This product is not intended for illegal purposes. Follow all applicable state and federal laws when using this product.

What comes with my Golden Flask?
4 oz of synthetic urine
1 heat pad
Temperature strip (Body temperature is: 98.6°F degrees)
One set of instructions

Shipping

Orders placed Monday thru Friday before 4:00 pm PST will be shipped out the same day.

Orders placed using USPS Priority mail will generally see their package within 3 to 5 business days.

Orders placed using FedEx One Rate® will generally see their package within 1-3 business days delivered by 8pm.

Orders placed using FedEx 2nd Day Air will be received by 7pm on the 2nd business day.

Orders placed using FedEx Overnight will receive their package the next business day.

Saturday delivery is available for orders placed on Friday by calling 888-895-7016.

All Deliveries require a signature upon delivery. “Business Days” are Monday through Friday.

Return & Exchange Policy

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply return the unused Product to us in its original condition within 14 days of receipt. Returned Products must be unused and must be returned in original packaging with any enclosed documentation. Alternative Lifestyle Systems will inspect the returned Product within 30 days of its receipt. If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that the returned Product has been used in any way Alternative Lifestyle Systems will not issue a refund and the Product will be shipped back to you at your cost. If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that the returned Product has not been used and the original packaging and documentation have been returned, Alternative Lifestyle Systems will issue a refund, less the original delivery charge. Alternatively, if preferred, we will exchange the Product. Please note: Products will only be accepted for return if they are shipped back to us within 14 days of delivery, unless we have notified you otherwise. The Product is your responsibility until it reaches us. Therefore, for your own protection we recommend that you send the parcel using a delivery service that insures you for the value of the goods.

Frequently Asked Questions

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How many times can I use the Golden Flask?
The Golden Flask is good for one use.
How much fluid is in the Golden Flask?
The Golden Flask comes with 4 oz of Synthetic Urine.
Where can I buy a Golden Flask in stores?
Give us a call at 888 895 7016 and a customer service rep will help you find the closest store to you.
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How can I contact you?

Our customer service email is lifestylealternative@gmail.com.

How can I track my order?
You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order is getting ready to be shipped.
Can I exchange an item?

An exchange must be shipped back within 14 days from the date the item was delivered. The exchange product must be unused and must be returned in original packaging with any enclosed documentation.

Alternative Lifestyle Systems will inspect the exchange Product within 7 days of delivery.

If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that the returned Product has been used in any way, Alternative Lifestyle Systems will not issue a refund and the Product will be shipped back to you.

*Due to the nature of these products, used items will not be accepted for refunds.

Do you offer refunds?

Refund products must be shipped back within 14 days from the date the item was delivered. The refund products must be unused and must be returned in original packaging with any enclosed documentation.

Alternative Lifestyle Systems will inspect the refund products within 7 days of delivery.

If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that any of the refund products has been used in any way, Alternative Lifestyle Systems will not issue a refund and the products will be shipped back to you.

*Due to the nature of these products, used items will not be accepted for refunds.

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