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  • The Whizzinator Touch

    The Whizzinator is a urine device designed to imitate male urination. It comes with a fake penis connected to a vinyl bag that holds our Golden Shower (Synthetic Urine.) The vinyl bag and the penis are connected to an adjustable elastic belt that includes leg straps.
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  • The Golden Flask

    The Golden Flask is a one time use flask with synthetic urine. Is our most basic kit and the easiest to use. The Golden Flask comes with over 4oz of premixed synthetic urine. Our urine contains ingredients such as Uric Acid and Creatine which can be found in natural urine. Further, it is balanced for specific gravity, PH, and it smells.
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What is the Whizzinator

The Whizzinator is a urine device designed to imitate male urination. It comes with a fake penis connected to a vinyl bag that holds our Golden Shower (Synthetic Urine.) The vinyl bag and the penis are connected to an adjustable elastic belt that includes leg straps. The prosthetic comes in five different colors: white, tan, Latino, brown, and black, so you can choose which one resembles your own. The Whizzinator Touch is a refillable device, this means you can use it as many times as you please. Satisfaction guaranteed.

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6 Top Reasons To Buy

1
Best Quality Guaranteed
No other product can beat the realism of our product. Try it out and let us know what you think. If for any reason you aren’t satisfied with the product, give us a call!
2
Discreet Packaging
Your purchases are yours only and that is why all our products are shipped out discreetly. Your neighbors don’t need to know what you do with your life. Keep your alternative life private.
3
Customer Support
Questions? Issues? Need someone to help you with your purchase? Give us a call and we will help you out.
4
Buying from the Manufacturer
When you purchase from us, you are dealing directly with the creators of the Whizzinator. All our products have a guarantee, and any questions can be solved with us.
5
Overnight Shipping
Place your order before 4 pm PST Monday through Friday and receive your item the next day at the commodity of your house. A FedEx tracking number is provided with each order so you can keep an eye on where your product is.
6
Wholesale
Yes, you can sell the Whizzinator in your store. Contact us for more information on how to sell our items. We comply with all state, local and federal laws.
Golden Flask

The Golden Flask

The Golden Flask is a one time use flask with synthetic urine. Is our most basic kit and the easiest to use. The Golden Flask comes with over 4oz of premixed synthetic urine. Our urine contains ingredients such as Uric Acid and Creatine which can be found in natural urine. Further, it is balanced for specific gravity, PH, and it smells. Furthermore, the flask can be kept for a year in its fluid form. The flask is perfect for carrying around fitting on most pockets and bags. In addition, the flask comes with one organic heat pad, a temperature strip, and a set of instructions.

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Frequently Asked Questions

If you can't find what you're looking for, you can always contact us with your inquiry.

How can I contact you?

Our customer service email is lifestylealternative@gmail.com.

How can I track my order?

You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order is getting ready to be shipped.

Can I exchange an item?

An exchange must be shipped back within 14 days from the date the item was delivered. The exchange product must be unused and must be returned in original packaging with any enclosed documentation.

Alternative Lifestyle Systems will inspect the exchange Product within 7 days of delivery.

If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that the returned Product has been used in any way, Alternative Lifestyle Systems will not issue a refund and the Product will be shipped back to you.

*Due to the nature of these products, used items will not be accepted for refunds.

Do you offer refunds?

Refund products must be shipped back within 14 days from the date the item was delivered. The refund products must be unused and must be returned in original packaging with any enclosed documentation.

Alternative Lifestyle Systems will inspect the refund products within 7 days of delivery.

If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that any of the refund products has been used in any way, Alternative Lifestyle Systems will not issue a refund and the products will be shipped back to you.

*Due to the nature of these products, used items will not be accepted for refunds.

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More than 20 years on the market

Each Whizzinator is created in the United States with the dedication of our team. Our company has been on the market for over 20 years, we are the most trusted company when it comes to wet sex, synthetic urine, and any other alternative devices.

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